What Unusual "funny" Names Can You Think of for My New Miniature Yorkie Puppy?

I am getting a miniature Yorkshire Terrier soon and I've been waiting for it to be born, I don't yet know if it is a girl or a boy.

I am busy looking for a name that will make people either smile or laugh when they hear it. What ideas do you have for funny male and female names for a very tiny doggie?
To the people who so far have actually answered the actual QUESTION, thank you and fantastic ideas!!! Keep them coming.

To the rest who didn't even READ the question at all, I couldn't give a continental if it's miniature or not, or true breed or not, I will still love it, my whole family will love and adore it…you nincompoops!

no such thing as a "miniature" Yorkshire Terrier. There is only one breed/type of Yorkie recognised by all Kennel clubs, the breed standard states they should not exceed 7 lbs in weight, which is plenty small enough for a healthy puppy from a responsible breeder who does not try to rip you off by calling it "miniature" or even worse, "teacup" !

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7 Responses to “What Unusual "funny" Names Can You Think of for My New Miniature Yorkie Puppy?”

  1. EssJay says:

    no such thing as a "miniature" Yorkshire Terrier. There is only one breed/type of Yorkie recognised by all Kennel clubs, the breed standard states they should not exceed 7 lbs in weight, which is plenty small enough for a healthy puppy from a responsible breeder who does not try to rip you off by calling it "miniature" or even worse, "teacup" !
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  2. Commander says:

    name it "sex" that way when your old and past your prime you will still be interested in "sex"
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  3. Heather M says:

    One of my favorite names that if pretty funny is Ask Her. My dad's friends dog was named that so when ever any asked What's you dogs name he would say "ask her"
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  4. Jennifer Q says:

    How about something ironic? Like Butch, Hercules, or Bully.

    If it's a girl you can call her Minnie.
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  5. debra w says:

    for both you could call it ish…lol
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  6. wmayers99 says:

    Just about any name usually associated with bigness would do – like "Goliath" or "Killer" or "Big Bertha" or "Brunhilda", 'Crusher" or "Bruno"…
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  7. Mary J says:

    I think poorly bred runt, or puppy mill con, or BYB production. That about sums it all up.
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