Im writing an add about a really ferocious dog but i have to sound like i really want to sell it and i have to make it funny, so far i got….( not concerned about spelling)..
For all you dog lovers out there, here is a dog just for you! Killer is a small teacup yorkshire terrier that enjoys chewing all sorts of things. He is not a picky eater and will eat mostly anything in a 5 star restauraunt that requires a fork and knife. Killer is a clean dog that loves brand new carpets, he would not step foot on…?
is it funny?? any ideas?
honestly i dont think its that funny. also u should know teacup isnt a breed of dog. so in theory when u advertise for a teacup (even though it is just an assignment or whatever) it is false advertising.
honestly i dont think its that funny. also u should know teacup isnt a breed of dog. so in theory when u advertise for a teacup (even though it is just an assignment or whatever) it is false advertising.
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It is funny and it is agood thing your being honest….but why dont you try and find a local yorkshire terrier that might take him, please dont bring him to the pound.
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make it shorta and sweet and I'll read it
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Tired of those annoying little neighbor kids running in your lawn?? What about those lawn gnomes terrorizing your plants? Here we have the perfect solution to almost any problem! Killer the ferious little tea cup yorkie! Next time those annoying kids step foot on your lawn or those pesky gnomes pick the flowers release the hound, garunteed those brats won't be back!
Warning… not responsible for any sideeffects of use
May chew up your furniture or use your carpet as a toilet
No refund for defective dog
Bites not covered by most health insurence agencys
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I agree, teacup is a size not a breed but if it really is a teacup yorkie thats NOT false advertising.