Are These FUNNY These Classifieds Were Really Put in the Paper – a Smile for Your Day ?

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*stard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s
dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
big
reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown – 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, Got married
last month. Wife knows everything

Ha ha ha.!!!
They are great mate, top notch.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris and congrats on England’s performance at the Olympics.!!

13 Responses to “Are These FUNNY These Classifieds Were Really Put in the Paper – a Smile for Your Day ?”

  1. Nick G says:

    Yes, they are funny! Thank you for sharing them.

    There’s a book of loads of these type of things, Cutting Humour, which is also very funny: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cutting-Humour-Private-Eye/dp/0552141798/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219203745&sr=8-1

    Nick
    :)
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    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cutting-Humour-Private-Eye/dp/0552141798/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219203745&sr=8-1

  2. Kayla says:

    Haha!
    =))
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  3. Sam says:

    hahahaha!!! luv them!!
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  4. ?Gavilan? says:

    the last one is very funny!
    lmao!
    =p

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  5. ? Petar says:

    Hahaha yes they’re very funny. Thanks for posting them.
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  6. Matt the Cornucopia says:

    silly.
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  7. Red Rose says:

    These are very funny!
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  8. Monster says:

    nice
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  9. Mr. Ici says:

    The dirty white dog one is the funniest imho
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  10. ? TOP CONT? says:

    ha ha h a g1
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  11. Apple pie says:

    Love the last one.

    And of course its so true ????????????
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  12. Shubho says:

    good ones
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  13. JAM123 says:

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    They are great mate, top notch.!!!
    10/10.!!!
    Cheers Chris and congrats on England’s performance at the Olympics.!!
    References :

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