August 21, 2008

Are these FUNNY These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day ?

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*stard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
big
reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, Got married
last month. Wife knows everything

Ha ha ha.!!!
They are great mate, top notch.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris and congrats on England's performance at the Olympics.!!

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August 19, 2008

Nick G @ 8:43 pm

Yes, they are funny! Thank you for sharing them.

There's a book of loads of these type of things, Cutting Humour, which is also very funny: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cutting-Humour-Private-Eye/dp/0552141798/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219203745&sr=8-1

Nick
:)
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cutting-Humour-Private-Eye/dp/0552141798/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219203745&sr=8-1

Kayla @ 8:46 pm

Haha!
=))
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Sam @ 8:49 pm

hahahaha!!! luv them!!
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?Gavilan? @ 8:50 pm

the last one is very funny!
lmao!
=p

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? Petar @ 8:51 pm

Hahaha yes they're very funny. Thanks for posting them.
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Matt the Cornucopia @ 8:53 pm

silly.
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Red Rose @ 9:12 pm

These are very funny!
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Monster @ 9:36 pm

nice
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Mr. Ici @ 10:13 pm

The dirty white dog one is the funniest imho
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? TOP CONT? @ 11:04 pm

ha ha h a g1
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August 20, 2008

Apple pie @ 2:57 am

Love the last one.

And of course its so true ????????????
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Shubho @ 3:52 am

good ones
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JAM123 @ 5:33 am

Ha ha ha.!!!
They are great mate, top notch.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris and congrats on England's performance at the Olympics.!!
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