Funny Stuff Here?

Classifieds:

Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8
years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites.

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker
spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog.

Free puppies… part German
shepherd, part stupid dog.

German shepherd, 85 lbs.
neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Found: dirty white dog.
Looks like a rat… been out
awhile… better be a reward.

1-man, 7-woman hot tub –
$850/or best offer Snow
blower for sale… only used
on snowy days.

Cows, calves never bred…
also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nordictrack $300 hardly
used, call Chubby.

Hummers – largest selection
ever – "If it's in stock, we
have it!"

Georgia peaches, California
grown – 89 cents/lb.

Nice parachute: never
opened – used once.

Tired of working for only
$9.75 per hour? We offer
profit sharing and flexible
hours. Starting pay: $7 – $9
per hour.

Joining nudist colony! Must
sell washer and dryer, $300.

Alzheimer's center prepares
for an affair to remember.

Open house: body shapers
toning salon. Free coffee and
donuts.

For sale by owner: Complete
set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000
or best offer. No longer
needed.Got married last
month. Wife knows everything

cool man

8 Responses to “Funny Stuff Here?”

  1. amy c says:

    i never seen any funny stuff just a bunch of dumb ads
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  2. plham57 says:

    Yeah, Kinda funny.
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  3. Answer my question!!! says:

    hehe…love that last one
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  4. livvy_loves_it says:

    F**k Amy, I thought u were funny anyway!!
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  5. kaleenalynne says:

    those were really cute!!! I finally laughed after a hellish week. Thanks so much for the giggle
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  6. chartneck says:

    I thought they were funny! Thanks!
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  7. poohcrap says:

    cool man
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  8. wishdelish says:

    Made me smile :)
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