Have You Read Classified Ads Like These Lately?

—– REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES…
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a
single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married
last month.

Wife knows everything.

Personally, i think this one was the best:

"COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale."

6 Responses to “Have You Read Classified Ads Like These Lately?”

  1. Blow at High Doe says:

    Personally, i think this one was the best:

    "COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale."
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  2. uncle smiley says:

    AND THE BEST ONE :
    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
    Excellent condition
    $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married
    last month.

    Wife knows everything.

    I finally ended up giving these away, it seems that a lot of men have a wife like mine.
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    jcms

  3. ocean reef says:

    lol those r so funny where did u find them?
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  4. mummyyiddo says:

    last one is the best and sooooooooooo true
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  5. Wally Y says:

    Yep, definitely the last one was the best. And of course it took a married woman to find these gems too!
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  6. Peapie says:

    Yes, I have seen this…someone sent it to me in my email! Funny!lol!
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