July 12, 2008

Have you read classified ads like these lately?

—– REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES…
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a
single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married
last month.

Wife knows everything.

Personally, i think this one was the best:

"COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale."

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December 10, 2007

Blow at High Doe @ 1:44 pm

Personally, i think this one was the best:

"COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale."
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uncle smiley @ 1:49 pm

AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married
last month.

Wife knows everything.

I finally ended up giving these away, it seems that a lot of men have a wife like mine.
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ocean reef @ 1:51 pm

lol those r so funny where did u find them?
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mummyyiddo @ 2:14 pm

last one is the best and sooooooooooo true
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Wally Y @ 3:34 pm

Yep, definitely the last one was the best. And of course it took a married woman to find these gems too!
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Peapie @ 3:49 pm

Yes, I have seen this…someone sent it to me in my email! Funny!lol!
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