HOW ABOUT THESE Classified ads…?

These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b8stard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
big
reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, Got married
last month. Wife knows everything

Ha ha ha.!!!
Those are Brilliant Chris.!!!
They got me and my mates laughing so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris, still smiling mate.!!