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HOW ABOUT THESE Classified Ads…?

These classifieds were really put in the paper – a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b8stard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s
dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
big
reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown – 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, Got married
last month. Wife knows everything

Ha ha ha.!!!
Those are Brilliant Chris.!!!
They got me and my mates laughing so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris, still smiling mate.!!

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14 Responses to “HOW ABOUT THESE Classified Ads…?”

  1. mcally says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:16 am

    all but the last one sound like they came from my local paper lol
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  2. vikky b says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:16 am

    hehe
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  3. nevaseemeagain says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:21 am

    lol
    i dont get the last one though
    hmmmmmm . . .
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  4. akhil s says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:24 am

    the last one surely didn’t come in a newspaper for sure
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  5. brainybabe12 says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:33 am

    lol
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  6. DEBORAH S says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:35 am

    i really like the last one
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  7. Happy Murcia says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Ha! ha! ha! some good ones there…..
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  8. Conan says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:44 am

    lol
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  9. JAM123 says:
    August 20, 2008 at 4:55 am

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    Those are Brilliant Chris.!!!
    They got me and my mates laughing so 10/10.!!!
    Cheers Chris, still smiling mate.!!
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  10. Reflectionist says:
    August 20, 2008 at 5:13 am

    I agree with u.. The last one is the best one indeed…
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  11. starry_eyez70 says:
    August 20, 2008 at 5:37 am

    I just got this as an email forward a few days ago and they’re still funny!
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  12. kristin says:
    August 20, 2008 at 5:38 am

    HAHAHA…good one!
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  13. ~Chocolate Deluxe~ says:
    August 20, 2008 at 6:12 am

    niiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  14. Andrew says:
    August 20, 2008 at 7:50 am

    i thought the jokes were stupid
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