Yorkshire Terriers Puppies For Sale

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES – California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes,
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

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These classifieds were really put in the paper – a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to
leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed!
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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lol, i like the wedding dress one and the one with the encylopedia!
=)

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat, been out awhile.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer-$300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows
everything.

nice give me 10 points please

1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 3 yrs old, hateful little dog, bites
2) FREE PUPPIES, 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
3) FREE PUPPIES, part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
4) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 lbs, neutred, speaks German
5) FOUND, dirty white dog, looks like a rat, been out a while, better be a reward
6) COWS, CALVES, Never bred, also one gay bull for sale
7)TREDMIL, $300, hardly used, call Chubby
8)GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown. $0.89/ lb
9)WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE, worn once by mistake, call Stephanie
10)FOR SALE BY OWNER, complete set of Encyclopedia, 45 volumes, excellent condition, $1000. No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything!

Someone ACTUALLY ran these in the paper today in my home town!!!! No lie!!!!

This certain someone has WAYY TOO much free time!!!!!!!!

Ha ha! Too funny.

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to
leap tall fences in a single bound.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat… been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Any of them make yah chuckle?
Got a funny ad for me?
SmileyCat : )

Oh, I love those! Do you ever watch "Headlines" on Jay Leno? You'd probably love them. Go to nbc.com and search for them, they're a hoot.

Thanks for the laughs.

Classifieds:

Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8
years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites.

Free puppies: 1/2 cocker
spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's
dog.

Free puppies… part German
shepherd, part stupid dog.

German shepherd, 85 lbs.
neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Found: dirty white dog.
Looks like a rat… been out
awhile… better be a reward.

1-man, 7-woman hot tub –
$850/or best offer Snow
blower for sale… only used
on snowy days.

Cows, calves never bred…
also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nordictrack $300 hardly
used, call Chubby.

Hummers – largest selection
ever – "If it's in stock, we
have it!"

Georgia peaches, California
grown – 89 cents/lb.

Nice parachute: never
opened – used once.

Tired of working for only
$9.75 per hour? We offer
profit sharing and flexible
hours. Starting pay: $7 – $9
per hour.

Joining nudist colony! Must
sell washer and dryer, $300.

Alzheimer's center prepares
for an affair to remember.

Open house: body shapers
toning salon. Free coffee and
donuts.

For sale by owner: Complete
set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000
or best offer. No longer
needed.Got married last
month. Wife knows everything

cool man

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to
leap tall fences in a single bound.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat… been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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I think the last one should be husband know all but I like that anyway

Real ads from newspapers.

Free Yorkshire Terrier.
8 years old. Hateful Little Dog.

Free Puppies.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 Sneaky Neighbour`s Dog

Found: Dirty White Dog.
Looks like a Rat
Been out a while
Better be reward.

1Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub – $850/offer

Snow Blower For Sale.
Only Used On Snowy Days.

2 Wire Mesh Butchering Gloves;
1 5-Finger, 1 3- Finger, PAIR: $15

Cows, Calfs Never Bred
Also 1 Gay Bull For Sale.

Full-Sized Mattress
20-YR Warranty
Like New
Slight Urine Smell

For Sale:
Lee Majors (6-Million Dollar Man)- $50.

Nordic Track $300
Hardly Used, Call Chubbie

Bill`s Septic Cleaning
"We Haul American-Made Products"

Nice Parachute
Never Opened – Used Once

Joining Nudist Colony!
Must Sell Washer & Dryer – $300

Lol, real ads? Where did you find these?