July 12, 2008
Real Newspaper Adds (Funny ;) )…?
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also, 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES - California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes,
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
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wow they are really funny actually, thanks for making me giggle
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I LOVE these!!! Thanks for making me laugh:) I am going to use some of these ads in my classroom. Of course, the ones that are appropriate for the age group that I teach. Very funny! Where did you find these?
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i like the joining nudist colony one. can i have best answer? have a star.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Lol wow are you serious. That's crazy.
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Ha, ha!!!! That is really funnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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