Real Newspaper Adds (Funny ;) )…?

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES – California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes,
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8 Responses to “Real Newspaper Adds (Funny ;) )…?”

  1. AlexB says:

    haha
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  2. wizzybeth18 says:

    wow they are really funny actually, thanks for making me giggle :) xxxxx
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  3. m says:

    I LOVE these!!! Thanks for making me laugh:) I am going to use some of these ads in my classroom. Of course, the ones that are appropriate for the age group that I teach. Very funny! Where did you find these?
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  4. Andrew C says:

    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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  5. Cady C says:

    i like the joining nudist colony one. can i have best answer? have a star.
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  6. Pinky says:

    LOL LOL LOL LOL
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  7. I ? Me lol. says:

    Lol wow are you serious. That's crazy.
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  8. Raisa says:

    Ha, ha!!!! That is really funnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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