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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat, been out awhile.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer-$300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows
everything.

nice give me 10 points please

9 Responses to “Want Ads???”

  1. Sai?Pranav says:

    nice give me 10 points please
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  2. thenerve747 says:

    LOL
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  3. frenchchikk says:

    nice… i'll take all of it!!! jk
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  4. awommack says:

    ok
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    that was the funniest joke i have heard today…
    oh, wait… this isn't very funny at all…!
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  6. Pd says:

    Ha ha i like the last part selling Ency
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  7. girlnextdoor says:

    lol:)
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  8. VetteLeo says:

    LMAO.
    My ex-Wife's name is Stephanie!
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  9. Blahstuff says:

    Want ads? NOt really. Got ADD?
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