Want to read some funny newspaper ads?

Want to Read Some Funny Newspaper Ads?

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to
leap tall fences in a single bound.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat… been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Any of them make yah chuckle?
Got a funny ad for me?
SmileyCat : )

Oh, I love those! Do you ever watch "Headlines" on Jay Leno? You'd probably love them. Go to nbc.com and search for them, they're a hoot.

Thanks for the laughs.

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10 Responses to “Want to Read Some Funny Newspaper Ads?”

Kelsey says:

June 11, 2006 at 11:47 am

Oh, I love those! Do you ever watch "Headlines" on Jay Leno? You'd probably love them. Go to nbc.com and search for them, they're a hoot.

Thanks for the laughs.
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oana m says:

June 11, 2006 at 11:47 am

funny, especially the last one
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ME says:

June 11, 2006 at 11:47 am

lol
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bigjimmyguy says:

June 11, 2006 at 11:47 am

very funny…made me laugh
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pinkii says:

June 11, 2006 at 11:48 am

lol!! i love reading those kinds of things!! thank you, you just made my day all better!!
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lvgrrl999 says:

June 11, 2006 at 12:02 pm

LOL LOL I love them
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jesca says:

June 11, 2006 at 12:10 pm

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
lol it's person!!! haahaa
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southerngirl says:

June 11, 2006 at 12:10 pm

OMG!.
those were so great , I had to get my husband to come and read them, he like the last one of course.. I loved the sneaKY neighbors dog. Those were so good…

I have one for you…
It was a misprint you would only find here in ky…

We want to apologize to (two guys names) for last weeks add,
They were arrested for animal poaching, not animal molestation.

I swear this was in our paper….
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Awesome Kai says:

June 11, 2006 at 12:38 pm

lol those are cute and silly!!! hahaha why were those even published..? lol. yeah i chuckled a little on some!!! =P
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*cat lover* says:

June 11, 2006 at 1:17 pm

those are pretty funny
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